Sunday, April 26, 2015

Impressions of Marco Polo cruise - Springtime Fjordland



Jean and I boarded the MS Marco Polo on Saturday 18th April and our ship departed in the late afternoon on its way to Amsterdam.  We ordered some room service ....

Gorgeous coffee/tea and 'petit fours' ... chocolate dipped strawberries and Belgian chocolates ... yum



 The evening's entertainment was 'A tribute to Broadway' but we  were both a bit knackered from the trip to the port (Jean had been up since 4am), so we decided to call it a night after dinner.

Next morning, we arrived in Amsterdam.  Jean and I took a longish stroll along the dock side towards the Central Amsterdam station, we went through that and out onto the area where you can hire canal cruise boats.  We decided to go on the '100 Sights of Amsterdam' cruise for just 29 Euro (for the both of us).  It was an hour sailing up and down the canals and seeing all the important architecture, bridges and places of interest - no we didn't go into the red light district (why?) and no, we didn't score any dagga pips (again, why?).   Amsterdam is a lovely city, the cyclists are all a bit manic (a bit like Af taxis really, they just don't have any regard for pedestrians).  The weather was really good and only got chilly when we were walking back to our ship.  The evening's entertainment was provided by Simon Sands, a UK comedian ... I use the word comedian in the loosest terms because he really was quite bad! The jokes were older than the average age-group of the passengers onboard (about 75 I reckon).

Day 3 we spent at sea and got to know our Captain - Michail Margaritis, his officers and the rest of the crew and staff.  We watched a fascinating lecture by Dr. Louise Bonner on the formation of the fjords and Norway.  We also did some crafting and made picture frames out of scraps of material.  In the evening, we got all dressed up for the Captain's Welcome Party, had our pictures taken and then later in the evening, watched 'Dancing Queen' a tribute to the music of ABBA put on by the Marco Polo showteam, orchestra and ballet dancers.

Sail away, sail away, sail away ...
"Laydeez an' Jellyman ... this is your Capitan speaking from the navigational bridge. We now prepare Marco Pollo for sell away  ..."
All dolled up for the Captain's Dinner

Day 4 - we entered the fjords and took a technical stop at Ulvik and then Eidfjord, where we got off the boat and wandered around this completely gorgeous part of the world.  We bought a few mementos from a well stocked but under-staffed souvenir shop which was manned by an old Norwegian bloke - he was pleased when I said 'Tussen Takk*' after paying for the little Viking statue that I got for Ewan. The wind was a bit icy and cold if the sun went behind clouds but it still wasn't unpleasant.   These two little places are absolutely perfect idyllic spots to go if you want to do a spot of kayaking or walking around the mountains, so unspoilt and spotlessly clean - all Norwegian villages and cities look like they've been scrubbed with bleach. Evening entertainment was 'Shake the 60's'
*a thousand thanks

Day 5  - we arrived in Flåm a tiny little village and home to the Flåmsbana railway - we had a pre-booked excursion on this train, which took us up into the mountains along one of the most beautiful railway lines in the world.  The views were spectacular, this railway line has extreme gradients and the train has five separate braking systems.  The train goes up past the Kjosfossen Waterfall but at this time of year it is still frozen over.  Once we'd passed the waterfall we stopped at Vatnahalsen and went for homemade waffles, double cream and homemade jam at the hotel.  That was heaven!   Snow very thick here but it was warm and sunny. We didn't bother with the show this night as it was the 'comedian' again.

Day 6 - we were in Bergen, which is Norway's second largest city and really a gorgeous place.  It was slightly overcast when we were in Bergen but not cold and we had a lovely time wandering around all the old historical shops, artists corners and seeing the sights.  I'd go back to Bergen in a flash, just to spend a bit more time in the Christmas shop which is open year round (what a treat!).   Evening entertainment was 'Rock n Roll dreams'.  

Day 7 was spent at sea - Jean and I did a craft (learning how to make a necklace out of fabric) and then we watched a fascinating lecture about the Vikings.  The evening entertainment was 'We will rock you - a tribute to Queen'.

We have travelled a total of 1731 nautical miles on this cruise.  The cruise was the most relaxing thing I've ever done and well worth the money. The food onboard was five star, absolutely excellent service all round - waiters, cabin stewards ... our room was a nice size. It was a treat having portholes- especially late at night, when I often got out of bed and watched the sea. We only had one rough evening of rough sea (even then it wasn't scary), the rest of the time the sea and the fjords were flat calm.  Our beds were very comfy - and I have absolutely no complaints at all.

Day 8 - we arrived back in Tilbury.   The cruise coach took us back to Victoria Bus Station and I was able to get an earlier trip back to Norwich on the National Express coach - however it took us over an hour and a half to get out of London (it was gridlock and we still don't know why!). 

Anyway, here's a video of the highlights - including all the photos - I am only posting one or two separate photos to this blog and I have had to take off music, compress and re-edit/format the video/photos in order for it to be processed by YouTube - so the images are not as sharp as my originals. Anyway, you get the general idea. 



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Friday, April 17, 2015

Norfolk countryside, plus some odds and ends.

It's flowering time now for the rape seed - luminous intense yellow blooms all over the place (the flowers look almost an unnatrual electric/neon yellow in evening light).  Here's a little video:


My morning duvet hogger


Tuilps in our garden
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 The kids made art journals on the last day of their Easter holidays with me at home.
Faye's finished journal




Ewan's finished journal

Teddy has his nuts chopped next Monday. 

Ewan starts football on Tuesday next week - yay, they made space for him in the class.
Also Ewan's school is taking his class to the Dinosaur Park on the 29th April - he's so excited about that, I don't think he can contain himself.   Here's the link to the park. 

Monday, April 13, 2015

Five more sleeps

On Saturday I get on a National Express bus at sparrow farts in the morning and ride for a few hours down to London Victoria Station. Then I catch another bus (hopefully with my auntie in tow) to Tilbury docks ready for our embarkation on the Marco Polo.   We sail out in the afternoon/early evening and head off towards Amsterdam. 

Sunday we spend all day in Amsterdam, I have absolutely no idea what we are going to do there and haven't planned anything, so it should be fun 'winging' it.   Monday we spend at sea, putt-putting along towards Norway.  Tuesday, we go up the Hardangerfjord to Ulvik, again not sure what we're going to be doing in Ulvik - weather permitting, I will be taking lots of photos.  Wednesday, we negotiate the narrow Sognefjord to Flam and we will be getting on a mountain railway for a trip up the hills (har har) to Vatnahalsen Hotel in Myrdal for waffles and coffee.   On Thursday we arrive in Bergen and have the whole day there; then it's back on the boat for all of Friday and we arrive back at Tilbury docks on Saturday morning (as long as the Marco Polo doesn't hit a sand bank).  I will take a very large number of photos, might even do a little video here and there (we'll see how the batteries hold out).


See ya later! 

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Blog to book?

I would like to know if you would like me to make a glossy book of the major highlights and popular posts in this blog since I started it?  If yes, would you let me know what particular posts or topics that you'd like to see? I will put together a proof book for pre-publishing|editing  and send to you first before the final book is published.   I will not be able to bear all the costs of this myself, however if there are several copies required it brings the costs down.  I will provide quotations on the costs and would want equal contributions from all the people who want copies.

Just for information, I have done this type of thing before ... I made a photobook of my first train trip with Jean to Scotland and we both have a copy. The image quality is very good and I will make sure that the one I make from this blog has excellent images and is a fun read. Let me know if you are interested.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Monday, April 6, 2015

Happy Easter Egg Hunting

The Easter Bunny seems to have dropped all his Easter eggs in our yard...



Friday, April 3, 2015

Happy Easter everyone!

We took a drive out to the North Norfolk coast today.  Thanks to Hayzel's hairdryer, I was able to eventually finish processing and loading this video to YouTube*







*My Dell Vostro is battling at the moment, it's internal fan is about to pack in and unfortunately I need the machine 24/7, so can't send it in for repair or upgrade until I have another one to work with as a replacement  ... all donations welcome.  Cough.

Hot Nerd Tip no.1 (not)
For keeping the internal fan working at its optimum power when you're doing shed loads of processing, I recommend using a hairdryer that has a 'cold blow' function ...  


African entrepreneurship ...


(the dudes at Alienware would piss themselves laughing if they read this post, thank God this blog is private)















Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Easy peasy

Some things really work well in the UK!
The car went through the MOT okay, had to do some minor replacement of hoses but nothing major - not bad for an old girl (the car, not me ... grrr).   And I managed to organise the road tax through the lovely girls at our local post office this morning, so I'm road legal for another six months (tax) and year (MOT).

I have to go and fetch Faye tomorrow from Brownies, I hope she's had a good time, we are all missing her.  I hope the wind hasn't disrupted things for them too much - it's still pretty ferocious here today and icy cold. A pity because the sky is a lovely powder blue with white puffy clouds.

Hayzel is getting into her job and new routine, it's much better having her get home at 5.15 or thereabouts each day.   Allyson is also settling into her new job down the road and getting very fit with all the walking she's doing - it's about a 20 minute walk from the care home to our house.  

I ordered a sequined pencil skirt (for the cruise, doll) last night on isme at about 8.30pm and it arrive at 10.30am this morning.  Not bad going hey?  And it fits ...


Black on one side with a opening at the bottom of the seam (pencil skirt style)
I've made a couple of crochet bags out of scraps of wool  (they're lined too) - nice for totes and what not.


And finally, guess the lump?

It's Teddy ... he makes himself comfy under my duvet each morning nowadays.  So funny. I almost sat on him yesterday morning!